they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election
mint romney and obamanana split
i’m 500% done with this site
barackyroad
chocobama
(Source: drarna)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
(Source: fabulewis)
#I love this #because there’s a fucking werewolf running wild #and they’re just trying to get the queen to say #we are not amused
(Source: altair)
(Source: christianbaled)
(Source: icarusflysfree)
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
So I’m sitting in my biology class and we’re all on iPads and everyone is messaging each other on them so I decide to send everyone this
Then I heard someone say “What’s Bad Wolf”
Of course I couldn’t stop there, so I..
and
Then this girl in the back said how she was getting creeped out so I sent
And the class got fucking dead silent
I think this is the best thing I’ve ever done
